Man,Female Hostel 3 why'd they have to kill this app? WHY'D THEY HAVE TO KILL THIS APP!?

Just about one month after Twitter announced its plans to eliminate Vine -- which pairs with sports like a fine wine -- here comes the perfect clip to remind us all what we'll soon be missing.

Our dramatis personae: Ethan Happ, forward, Wisconsin Baders; Khadeem Lattin, forward, Oklahoma Sooners; Nigel Hayes, forward, Wisconsin Badgers.

Now, our play in three acts.

That's Happ aggressively freeing himself from the arms of Lattin during Oklahoma and Wisonsin's Saturday afternoon basketball game (Act I). Then we have Lattin uncorking an all-timer flop (Act II). Finally, we have Hayes delivering a perfect reaction to Lattin's histrionics (Act III).

And -- fin.

Rest in peace, Vine. We're gonna miss you when you're gone.